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		<title>The Good and Bad about Ford Mustangs</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 04:03:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My husband and I have had a love affair with Ford Mustangs for a few years now, and I have seen all of the good and bad they have to offer. We&#8217;ve owned a &#8217;99 GT, an &#8217;05 GT, an &#8217;04 Cobra, and an &#8217;07 Shelby GT500, all within a matter of four years. If [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My husband and I have had a love affair with <a href="http://beautyonwheels.wordpress.com/2011/11/28/how-to-tell-the-difference-between-mustangs">Ford Mustangs</a> for a few years now, and I have seen all of the good and bad they have to offer. We&#8217;ve owned a &#8217;99 GT, an &#8217;05 GT, an &#8217;04 Cobra, and an &#8217;07 Shelby GT500, all within a matter of four years. If you have been thinking about buying a Mustang in the near future, you need to know what you&#8217;re getting yourself into. It may be the perfect car for you, but it may also be a terrible fit for your lifestyle. Hopefully the information below will help you determine if this is a good car for your situation.</p>
<p><strong>The Popularity</strong><a href="http://almostdecent.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/3.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-44" title="3" src="http://almostdecent.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/3-300x168.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="168" /></a></p>
<p>Mustangs have been around for decades, and they have become some of the most popular American muscle cars in existence. For some people, that popularity is a good thing because they like having a car that everyone can recognize. For others, the popularity is a bit frustrating. I&#8217;m the type of person that likes to have a standout car. I want people to question what they are looking at and really take an interest in it. Mustangs don&#8217;t allow me to do that. Most people already know what those cars are because they are everywhere. <em>Evvverrrrryyyywheeerrrreee</em>. If you&#8217;re looking for something that is one-of-a-kind, this is definitely not the car for you.</p>
<p><strong>The Modifications</strong></p>
<p>Mustangs are really easy to mod, and it doesn&#8217;t cost much to make them look or perform better with minimal effort. My husband and I modified the exhaust on all of our Mustangs, and the most we ever spent was about $2,000 on our Terminator Cobra. That thing sounded like a beast though. Basani X pipe, Borla stingers, SLP tips. Ah, it was beautiful. Whether you want to beef up the performance or rice out the exterior, you can do that pretty easily with a Mustang. This is the type of car that is fun to work on at home, and it&#8217;s hard to f*ck up something major on it. That I will say is a big plus with Mustangs.</p>
<p><strong>The Performance</strong></p>
<p>To a lot of people, upper-level Mustangs are pretty darn fast. The V6 models don&#8217;t have a lot of giddy up prior to 2010, but the GTs, Cobras, Mach 1s, etc. have enough umph to keep the average person entertained. My GT500 had 500 hp stock, and my husband and I upgraded it to 650. It didn&#8217;t catch traction through first or second gear as a result. I have a unique opinion on what is considered a lot of power because I&#8217;ve been driving 400+ hp cars for more than two years now. Anything lower than that just seems slow to me. If your face peels back in a 300 hp car, you may love what Mustangs have to offer.</p>
<p><strong>The Look</strong></p>
<p>Mustangs inherently look sexy. They just look like they&#8217;re going to eat whatever is driving in front of them on the road. Hubby and I like to murder out all of our cars, so they get blacked out lights, blacked out badges, dark tint, etc. You can see that in the picture on this post (it&#8217;s my GT500). Mustangs are definitely head-turners, especially if you live in a younger community. You could get a lot of attention with one.</p>
<p>Only you can determine if a Mustang would be a good car for you. There are many different models to choose from, so just focus on the one that would best suit your lifestyle and finances. Give it a test drive and see what you think. You&#8217;ll either love it or hate it from the start.</p>
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		<title>The New American Idol Judges – Upgrades or Cheap Replacements?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:55:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a huge fan of American Idol, and I have been since season two. I missed out on all but the finale of the first season, but that is because I didn&#8217;t know that the show existed back then. Nevertheless, I have been with AI through the good and the bad, including the loss [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am a huge fan of <a href = "http://www.americanidol.com/">American Idol</a>, and I have been since season two. I missed out on all but the finale of the first season, but that is because I didn&#8217;t know that the show existed back then. Nevertheless, I have been with AI through the good and the bad, including the loss of everyone&#8217;s favorite judge…Simon Cowell. Now that we have the newbies in place, I have to wonder if they are fitting replacements for the judges the show lost. Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler both have their redeeming qualities, but they also lack a lot of qualities the show used to have. Here is my take on the new American Idol judges.</p>
<p><b>Steven Tyler</b></p>
<p>I like the fact that Steven Tyler really does know the business. He has been a performer, a song writer, a band member, and everything else the contestants may strive to be in the future. Some people also like the fact that Steven is &#8220;hot,&#8221; but he&#8217;s not really my cup of tea. I&#8217;d rather have Ryan on a silver platter any day, but that is another article entirely. </p>
<p><a href="http://almostdecent.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/American-Idol-Steven-Tyler-Ryan-Seacrest-Jennifer-Lopez-Randy-Jackson-532x359.jpg"><img src="http://almostdecent.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/American-Idol-Steven-Tyler-Ryan-Seacrest-Jennifer-Lopez-Randy-Jackson-532x359-300x202.jpg" alt="" title="American-Idol-Steven-Tyler-Ryan-Seacrest-Jennifer-Lopez-Randy-Jackson-532x359" width="300" height="202" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-41" /></a>The problem I have with Steven Tyler is that he doesn&#8217;t really provide any constructive criticism. He either tells people that they&#8217;re doing well or he hits on the women to make them feel sexier than they really are. I thought he was supposed to replace Simon Cowell, both in knowledge and in attitude. By the way Steven blabbers though, I think he is more of a replacement for Paula Abdul than anything. I just wished he made a little more sense when he spoke, rather than rambling about nothing like John Madden after a football game. Hopefully that is something that will improve over time.</p>
<p><b>Jennifer Lopez</b></p>
<p>I don&#8217;t think J Lo is that great of a singer, even if she has had a successful career. I&#8217;m not saying she&#8217;s terrible by any means. I just don&#8217;t think her singing is all it is cracked up to be. Nevertheless, I do think she plays a decent role on Idol because she offers a woman&#8217;s opinion and a nicer way of putting criticism than the other judges. She&#8217;s not the best judge on the panel, but I think she holds her own. I guess I just miss the awkward flirting between Simon and Paula. </p>
<p><b>The New Randy Jackson</b></p>
<p>Randy Jackson has been on American Idol from the start, but I think his attitude has changed with the new judges. He has basically taken on the role of Simon at this point because he offers the rudest opinions and most honest advice. I kind of like the new Randy because I think that someone has to be that character on a talent show. He is the veteran, so he holds the title nicely. Do I think he&#8217;s better than Simon? Nope. I just like this version of Randy better than the one before season 10.</p>
<p><b>The Judges in General</b></p>
<p>As a whole, I think the American Idol judges are almost decent. They have their good qualities, but they just don&#8217;t hit all the marks for me. Ideally, I would love to see Simon, Randy, Paula, and Cara all together again. I know that cannot be the case though. Since America is the ultimate judge of the show, I don&#8217;t think the people in the seats matter that much. There could be a <a href = "http://www.mycollegesandcareers.com/areas-of-study/business/supply-chain-management/">supply chain manager</a> up there and it wouldn&#8217;t make a difference. Hopefully good decisions and criticisms will prevail in the end. Until then, we just have to watch and see what happens. </p>
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		<title>Whatever Happened to Chuck Norris Jokes?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 05:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Am I the only person that remembers Chuck Norris jokes? They were huge back when I was in high school. They have seemingly faded in popularity over the years, but I wanted to pay homage to their awesomeness. Are they the funniest jokes in the world? Nope. Will they make you laugh? You bet your [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Am I the only person that remembers Chuck Norris jokes? They were huge back when I was in high school. They have seemingly faded in popularity over the years, but I wanted to pay homage to their awesomeness. Are they the funniest jokes in the world? Nope. Will they make you laugh? You bet your roundhouse kick to the face they will. Here are some of my personal favorites, courtesy of <a href = "http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/">ChuckNorrisFacts.com</a>. </p>
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<li> Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris can &#8220;Connect Four&#8221; in his first move</li>
<li> Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris can put the batteries in backwards and still make it work. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris counted to infinity &#8211; twice. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn&#8217;t built up the courage to tell him yet. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t breathe, he holds air hostage. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it</li>
<li> Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn&#8217;t dead it is just afraid to move. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that&#8217;s why there are no signs of life. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris once donated blood to one man. He&#8217;s now known as Superman. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake. After three days of pain and agony…the rattle snake died</li>
<li> Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris once scared a baby. To this day that baby is still screaming in fear. His name is Justin Bieber. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck&#8217;s gas tank as a joke&#8230;.that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris once visited the Bermuda Triangle. No one has heard from the Triangle since. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris was to star in &#8220;Mission Impossible&#8221; but they recasted because they would&#8217;ve had to change the name of the movie to &#8220;Mission Accomplished&#8221;</li>
<li> Chuck Norris wasn&#8217;t born. He just got tired of wearing his mother. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn&#8217;t nearly foolish enough to attack him. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language. </li>
<li> Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokémon cards. </li>
<li> Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience</li>
<li> Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories. </li>
<li> Google won&#8217;t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don&#8217;t find Chuck Norris, he finds you. </li>
<li> Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris&#8230;.the cop was lucky to leave with a warning. </li>
<li> Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land. </li>
<li> There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. </li>
<li> When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. </li>
<li> When Chuck Norris sends you a poke on Facebook, it kills you. </li>
<li> When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. </li>
<li> Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds. </li>
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		<title>The Not-So-Decent Pay of a Police Officer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 01:09:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police officers are responsible for protecting the country, so you&#8217;d think that they would get paid well to do what they do. I had to write an article recently about the amount of money police officers make in a year, and I was a little surprised by what I found. I get to sit on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Police officers are responsible for protecting the country, so you&#8217;d think that they would get paid well to do what they do. I had to write an article recently about the amount of money police officers make in a year, and I was a little surprised by what I found. I get to sit on my butt all day writing articles, and I make as much money as some of the highest paid officers out there. That, in my opinion, doesn&#8217;t make any sense at all. Shouldn&#8217;t we be paying these men and women for all the work they do for our country? Don&#8217;t they deserve to make more than $10 an hour? Maybe I&#8217;m crazy, but the numbers just don&#8217;t add up to me. Take a look at some of the stats from <a href = "http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Job=Police_or_Sheriff's_Patrol_Officer/Salary/">PayScale.com</a> and see that for yourself.</p>
<p><a href="http://almostdecent.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/police.jpg"><img src="http://almostdecent.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/police-300x254.jpg" alt="" title="police" width="300" height="254" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-34" /></a><b>Salary by Years of Experience</b></p>
<ul>
<li> <1 year: $24,470 - $58,803 per year </li>
<li> 1-4 years: $27,811 &#8211; $65,016 per year </li>
<li> 5-9 years: $30,669 &#8211; $79,143 per year </li>
<li> 10-19 years: $34,181 &#8211; $89,225 per year </li>
<li> 20 years or more: $39,633 &#8211; $105,823 per year </li>
</ul>
<p><b>Salary by Company Size</b></p>
<ul>
<li> 1-9: $26,014 &#8211; $75,250 per year </li>
<li> 10-49: $26,000 &#8211; $76,557 per year </li>
<li> 50-199: $30,723 &#8211; $79,381 per year </li>
<li> 200-599: $32,428 &#8211; $75,941 per year </li>
<li> 600-1999: $33,696 &#8211; $87,088 per year </li>
<li> 2000-4999: $38,167 &#8211; $86,414 per year </li>
<li> 5000-19999: $38,389 &#8211; $100,496 per year </li>
<li> 20000-49999: $49,610 &#8211; $97,699 per year </li>
<li> 50000+: $23,700 &#8211; $73,826 per year </li>
</ul>
<p><b>Salary by Employer Type</b></p>
<ul>
<li> College or University: $19,866 &#8211; $56,171 per year </li>
<li> Company: $30,408 &#8211; $86,304 per year </li>
<li> Federal Government: $29,845 &#8211; $77,987 per year </li>
<li> Hospital: $32,000 &#8211; $57,530 per year </li>
<li> School District: $27,148 &#8211; $61,833 per year </li>
<li> State and Local Government: $29,877 &#8211; $79,901 per year </li>
<li> Other Organization: $8,109 &#8211; $295,898 per year </li>
</ul>
<p><b>Salary by Degree</b></p>
<ul>
<li> Associate of Arts in Liberal Arts: $28,861 &#8211; $90,072 per year </li>
<li> Associate of Science in Criminal Justice: $36,315 &#8211; $92,450 per year </li>
<li> Associate&#8217;s Degree in Law Enforcement: $39,500 &#8211; $72,986 per year </li>
<li> Bachelor of Arts in Criminal Justice: $28,161 &#8211; $69,955 per year </li>
<li> Bachelor of Arts in Criminology: $41,000 &#8211; $60,000 per year </li>
<li> Bachelor of Arts in History: $45,781 &#8211; $98,264 per year </li>
<li> Bachelor of Arts in Psychology: $39,227 &#8211; $77,738 per year </li>
<li> Bachelor of Business Administration: $40,695 &#8211; $100,229 per year </li>
<li> Bachelor of Science in Criminal Justice: $30,703 &#8211; $77,071 per year </li>
<li> Bachelor of Science in Psychology: $32,236 &#8211; $62,464	per year </li>
<li> Bachelor of Science in Sociology: $35,375 &#8211; $56,972 per year </li>
<li> GED or High School Diploma: $50,000 &#8211; $77,511 per year </li>
<li> Master of Business Administration: $31,531 &#8211; $95,121 per year </li>
<li> Master of Science in Criminal Justice: $36,425 &#8211; $46,901 per year </li>
</ul>
<p><b>Salary by State</b></p>
<ul>
<li> California: $36,116 &#8211; $98,785 per year </li>
<li> Florida: $30,173 &#8211; $76,582 per year </li>
<li> Illinois: $38,100 &#8211; $87,437 per year </li>
<li> New York: $36,392 &#8211; $99,587 per year </li>
<li> North Carolina: $29,258 &#8211; $53,343 per year </li>
<li> Texas: $29,792 &#8211; $68,065 per year </li>
<li> Virginia: $30,190 &#8211; $62,602 per year </li>
</ul>
<p>I&#8217;m not saying that police officers make minimum wage, but I think they should earn a lot more than what they do. They have to risk their lives every day for the protection of others, and they do so without complaint. The least we could do is provide them with a high <a href = "http://how2becomeapoliceofficer.com/police-officer-salary/">police officer salary</a> to look forward to. Some areas of the country pay more money than others though, so there are probably some policemen out there that make a lot of money. The statistics just don&#8217;t indicate that as a whole. Maybe that will change in the future, but for now, police officers are severely underpaid. We just have to hope their salaries increase over time. </p>
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		<title>10 Ridiculous As Seen on TV Products</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 14:21:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems like the only way to attract sales nowadays is to make the most ridiculous product in the world and hope that people buy it as a gag gift. We all laughed at the idea of the Snuggie, until it became one of the bestselling As Seen on TV products of all times. I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It seems like the only way to attract sales nowadays is to make the most ridiculous product in the world and hope that people buy it as a gag gift. We all laughed at the idea of the Snuggie, until it became one of the bestselling As Seen on TV products of all times. I doubt any of the products below make that list, but you never know. Regardless of what happens though, you are guaranteed to laugh at a few of these if you watch the commercials. Here is a list of 10 absolutely ridiculous As Seen on TV products that you may not even know about.</p>
<p><strong>Pocket Chair</strong></p>
<p>The <a href="https://www.pocketchair.com/">pocket chair</a> is supposed to be a chair that can fit in your pocket, but only if you&#8217;re 400 pounds and wearing cargo pants. This thing can hardly be considered a chair, and the commercial tries to make it seem like the most comfortable and convenient thing in the world. You might as well carry around a toddler potty in a backpack if you get desperate enough to use this thing in public.</p>
<p><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wu37pXqrZQc" frameborder="0" width="420" height="315"></iframe></p>
<p><strong>Kush Support</strong></p>
<p>The <a href="http://kushsupport.com/">Kush support</a> is basically a pillow you can put in between your boobs. It is supposed to provide support for the neck, back and shoulders, but I think it is just a ploy to get soft core porn on mainstream TV. You with me?</p>
<p><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tCvZCmYRKpE" frameborder="0" width="420" height="315"></iframe></p>
<p><strong>Tiddy Bear</strong></p>
<p>The <a href="http://tiddybearcomfortstrap.com/">tiddy bear</a> is a stuffed bear with a strap on the back you can hook around a seatbelt. It is used to prevent seatbelts from cutting into people&#8217;s shoulders, but who wants to drive around with a bear on their neck? Plus, the name sounds a little too close to titty for my liking. Just saying.</p>
<p><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gw1g2yKxb0I" frameborder="0" width="420" height="315"></iframe></p>
<p><strong>Hawaii Chair</strong></p>
<p>The <a href="http://www.ib3health.com/products/BodySlimMassager/HulaChair.shtml">Hawaii chair</a> is a chair with a moving bottom that is supposed to help you lose weight while you sit around at work. Just watch this clip from Ellen and you&#8217;ll see how stupid that idea is.</p>
<p><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DHiqVygN-w0" frameborder="0" width="420" height="315"></iframe></p>
<p><strong>Potty Putter</strong></p>
<p>The <a href="http://www.baronbob.com/pottyputter.htm">potty putter</a> is a mini golf course that you can put around the toilet while you take a poo. Just watch. No words necessary…</p>
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<p><strong>UroClub</strong></p>
<p>The <a href="http://uroclub.com/store/index.html">UroClub</a> is a golf club that you can use when you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of a golf game. Just pee in the handle away from the crowd, and no one will ever know…right?</p>
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<p><strong>Potty Patch</strong></p>
<p>The <a href="https://www.pottypatch.com/">potty patch</a> is basically a piece of AstroTurf on a plastic tray that people try to pass off as a potty for pooches. I tried one of these myself, and my dog just ate the grass on it. Good job there potty patch. Good job.</p>
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<p><strong>Aspray</strong></p>
<p>Aspray is an allover body deodorant that you can use to spray your butt, armpits, feet, and anything in between. I can&#8217;t seem to find a place to buy this stuff anymore, but if you find it, let me know.</p>
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<p><strong>PooTrap</strong></p>
<p>The <a href="http://ofpet.com/">pootrap</a> is a plastic bag that you can put on your dog&#8217;s butt for when he has to go to the bathroom. Rather than cleaning the crap up with a bag on your own, you can suffocate your pet&#8217;s ass hole and still touch a bag of dookie at the end of the session. Sounds brilliant.</p>
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<p><strong>TV Hat</strong></p>
<p>The <a href="http://thetvhat.com/">TV hat</a> is a giant hat that you can put your iPod or other Apple device into when you want to &#8220;discreetly&#8221; watch movies. I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s discreet about a huge duck bill cap with a table cloth on top of it, but okay…</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; With the current state of the world, that is, in an age where more and more, markets are becoming centralized as well as business and economic culture, one concern remains prevalent in many countries, chiefly among the United States. This concern is immigration. Yet it appears that as things become more unified and the [...]]]></description>
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<p>With the current state of the world, that is, in an age where more and more, markets are becoming centralized as well as business and <a href="http://catdir.loc.gov/catdir/samples/cam031/00063072.pdf">economic culture</a>, one concern remains prevalent in many countries, chiefly among the United States. This concern is immigration. Yet it appears that as things become more unified and the world progresses such a concern has no place in the new order of things. Why does this still remain such a huge issue? For starters it may have to do with how people of a certain nation identify. One&#8217;s <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Identity">identity</a> remains a very important thing to many people. Any threat to such an identity will no doubt become a cause for concern; a common ground for people sharing an identity to rally against. When a persons way of life becomes ostensibly threatened such a false enemy may become the seed of opposition or a cause to rally together as one in a given country.</p>
<p>So what is meant by ones identity? Such a query has no easy answer. An identity may be and often is made up of many different factors. These include but are not limited to ones race, ethnicity, origin (country one was born in), political affiliation, religious affiliation, etc. In the United States it appears that ones identity relies on more than just being born within her borders. A person must be fully <a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/assimilate">assimilated</a> with American customs and norms to be an American. Such a mind set gives much <a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fodder">fodder</a> to politicians and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pundit_%28expert%29">pundits</a> alike when things in the country become awry. As far back as the <a href="http://www.earlyamerica.com/earlyamerica/milestones/sedition/">Alien and Sedition Acts</a> immigrants have been an easy scapegoat to use in order for politicians to distract the general public from more pressing issues. Immigrants are easy to target as both a foreign invader-literally an unwelcome guest coming into your home to capitalize on what should be yours-and a group which has come to threaten your way of life. Fancying itself as a liberal land of tolerance and progress America in reality is one of the most conservative places on earth. Any hint of change will soon throw the natives into a sort of hysteria.</p>
<p>It is unfortunate for not only Americans but foreigners too that this is currently the dominant narrative. Diversification of policies and intellectual thought has for centuries proven to be a great grounding for progress both financially and innovatively. As one may know by listening to conservative pundits and politicians alike a supposed drain made by immigrants is that they do not pay taxes yet gain financially by employment within the borders of the U.S through employment opportunities not available in their country of origin. This argument is weakened by two counter-arguments. For one the accusation illegal immigrants do not pay taxes is absurd. Many immigrants who are illegal still pay income tax from fake social security number. Being the case they are contributing to the retirement pool without any hopes of ever claiming that money. Secondly many families living her must purchase goods at local markets for their own well being. Through the purchase of goods immigrants, both legal and illegal, pay taxes.</p>
<p>The ideology of ant-immigration hurts in another way. A person who has left his or her home in order to make a living in a foreign land is more than likely to contribute not only his or her labor to his or her new home but also invest in it too. Given the state the U.S. economy is in at the moment such investments should be welcomed with open arms. Instead politicians continue to feed into the popular mindset rather than attempt to tap a new resource for financial gain.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a sorry thing when we can gain so much from our foreign friends yet so many are afraid that by allowing immigrants a better way of life, perhaps even access to the <a href="http://www.mycollegesandcareers.com/twentyeleven/top-careers/">top jobs</a>, we are somehow taking away from ourselves. In a world that becomes more consolidated it appears many a mind follows the wrong trend.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; What do you see when you turn on the television for the latest news on the upcoming election? If you live in the United States what you see is a President with a lousy approval rating (40%), Republican candidates so extreme that it would make even the most conservative of voters cringe, and a [...]]]></description>
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<p>What do you see when you turn on the television for the latest news on the upcoming election? If you live in the United States what you see is a President with a lousy approval rating (40%), Republican candidates so extreme that it would make even the most conservative of voters cringe, and a legislature who can&#8217;t seem to agree on a damn thing. What has become of politics in the United States? Is there something in the water or are all these politicians just losing their minds?</p>
<p>For starters many Republicans jumped on the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grassroots">grassroots</a> <a href="http://www.teapartypatriots.org/">Tea Party</a> movement, an organization seeking to decrease the size of government and take out government influence from business. <a href="http://www.ronpaul2012.com/">Ron Paul</a>, the <a href="http://www.lp.org/">Libertarian</a> candidate from Texas can be seen as one of the founders of this movement. Paul has taken an unwavering stance on small government and has opposed foreign action by the United States, never once changing these stances. This can be seen as part of the reason the Republican candidates as well as legislators have been very extreme in their views, refusing to compromise just about anything with Democrats in Congress or the President.</p>
<p>This all or nothing attitude was at first an effective strategy for the Republicans. Indeed such a stance helped Republicans win the House of Representatives back from Democrats and helped Democrats lose their <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filibuster_in_the_United_States_Senate">filibuster</a> proof majority in the Senate. Now it appears the tide is turning. As more people become unemployed, the inaction of their elected officials is becoming irritating. This recently showed when Republicans decided to agree to extend unemployment benefits and a payroll tax cut. Still there are areas where Republicans are showing no sign of backing down. Many would like to see the economy fixed by cutting spending without raising taxes, a move that is argued would hurt the poor while favoring the rich. Of the programs looking to be hit are Financial Aid, meaning that students who cannot afford to go to college would have to rely on loans and <a href="http://scholarshipsngrants.com/">scholarships</a>. We can only hope that after the election is finished, regardless of who and what party comes out on top, Congress will finally begin to get things done.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[What makes a law a law?Since the beginning of humanity, people have lived in communities. The reason for this is the realization by people that communal living was more advantageous than single living. Being a member of a community was and in many was still is essential for a persons survival. Being amongst other human [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone" title="p v n" src="http://dynamic.pixton.com/comic/f/6/i/b/f6ib3frlk9nhuade.png" alt="" width="295" height="290" />What makes a law a law?Since the beginning of humanity, people have lived in communities. The reason for this is the realization by people that communal living was more advantageous than single living. Being a member of a community was and in many was still is essential for a persons survival. Being amongst other human beings allows us to share thoughts and skills, develop new ideas and technologies, better protect themselves and their families from predators, the elements, other people, and allows for the weaker, such as children, the elderly and the ill to be protected within the community. Soon after the realization that communal living was essential for survival another realization dawned on people, promises made to each other on issues of who is entitled to what and what should and should not be done were too fragile without having some type of governing body in place to enforce rules made by members of the community. In order to maintain peace within a community it was realized a governing body was needed. This gave birth to what is today known as <a href="http://dictionary.law.com/Default.aspx?selected=1552">positive law</a>.</p>
<p>Positive law can be put into three different categories which evolved over time. The first is known as <a href="http://dictionary.law.com/Default.aspx?selected=1552">primitive law</a>. Primitive law was born with the realization by human beings that, though communal living was favorable to single living, there was a lack of civil order. In order to fix this, people instituted a set of principles which were used to resolve civil disputes. One of the earliest sets of rules we have as an example of primitive law today are <a href="http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/ancient/hamcode.asp">Hammurabi&#8217;s code</a>. Following primitive law came <a href="http://broadmind.nationalinterest.in/2011/02/rule-by-archaic-law/">archaic law</a> which dominated civil society from about the time of Rome. Archaic law can be put into two categories: the first are codes of substance. This sets forth penalties for violations of the laws put in place in the society. The second category is known as codes of procedure. This set forth how a person was to be dealt with upon violating the law. Archaic law is responsible for the institution of administration and order in the court system. The third version of positive law is matured law. Matured law is seen as the father of <a href="http://gdc.gale.com/">Modern law</a>, the system of law making we use today. There are three prongs of positive law: the first is the law of is. This describes the social phenomenon, which is what actually exists, such as crime. What follows the law of is is that of ought, or what should be. This is the law of man and proscribes laws against certain conduct such as rape and murder. The third prong is law as form. This is the law we put in effect through legal statutes. These statutes do not eliminate the conduct in which we believe should be prohibited; these statutes indicate we believe the conduct will occur but hope the statute will act as a deterrent from the behavior by putting into place punishments for the breach of the statute. This also grants legal officials the power to enforce the laws put on the book.</p>
<p>So where does positive law come from? Positive law as I have just discussed is a set of legal rules that are binding on all people living in a state. The laws are made by the governing body through socially accepted norms and morals. But who is to say what ought to be and what conduct should be prohibited and how are these conclusions reached? This has been debated for as long as civil society existed. From this debate came the theory of <a href="http://www.iep.utm.edu/natlaw/">natural law</a>. Natural law is the belief that a higher being, such as God or nature has built into the world a set of principles which human beings are to obey. These laws are to be found through human reasoning. This discussion though brief should be of particular interest to those seeking to obtain <a href="http://www.mycollegesandcareers.com/library/articles/types-of-law-degrees/">law degrees</a>, however, I think it is important for all of you reading this to reflect upon what has here been written. After all as a member of civil society you too are bound by the rules put on the books. Haven&#8217;t you ever stopped and wondered why you have to obey them and who decided these practices are restricted?</p>
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		<title>Photo Finish</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; January third is fast approaching, no not the second recovery day for those holiday hangovers, the day when the primary votes begin for the Republican candidate who will go on to run against President Obama. Anyone who has been following the debates and campaign trail of the Republican candidates has seen it&#8217;s been an [...]]]></description>
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<p>January third is fast approaching, no not the second recovery day for those holiday hangovers, the day when the primary votes begin for the Republican candidate who will go on to run against President Obama. Anyone who has been following the debates and campaign trail of the Republican candidates has seen it&#8217;s been an almost circus like spectacle, and the final weeks before the election are proving to be no different. With the deadline drawing near candidates such as Mit Romney and Newt Gingrich are trying desperately to come out on top whereas candidates such as Rick Perry and Michelle Bachmann are desperately trying to rekindle the fire they once had in the early days of the campaign trail. Anyone who has been following the campaign can see the humor and sadness in what has become modern day politics.</p>
<p>For starters, Rick Perry attacked Mr. Romney about a passage on health care in a book recently published by Mr. Romney. To defend himself Mr. Romney made a mock bet with Mr. Perry for $10,000. Mr. Perry quickly declined saying he was not “the betting type”. Such a move has potentially backfired on Mr. Romney and could hurt him in the eyes of middle and working class Americans. As a matter of fact many Democrats have seized the opportunity to use Mr. Romney&#8217;s comment against him, pointing out that what may seem a miniscule amount to the Massachusetts governor comprises a rather large amount of the average Americans salary. Other comments from Romney would seem to be distancing him from the average American. Democrats have gone as far as launching a website titled “<a href="http://www.10kbet.com/">10kbet.com</a>”. The website lists things that can be bought with $10,000. For many of us college students $10,000 dollars would be a blessing, considering the high costs of one of those top colleges which many of us would love to attend in order to gain the position of our dreams, perhaps a <a href="http://howtobecomeasoftwareengineer.net/">software engineer</a>. Another move that has left Mr. Romney appearing out of touch with the American public and more on par with millionaires was a response he gave to a heckler during a debate in Iowa. Mr. Romney responded by saying “Corporations are people too”.</p>
<p>Another strategy being incorporated by the Republican candidates is to label the two frontrunners Mr. Gingrich and Mr. Romney as one person. Where Mr. Romney has shown his distance from the average Gingrich has been criticized for his marital track. Many of the candidates haven&#8217;t hesitated to point out Gingrich&#8217;s past infidelities in an attempt to challenge his character. Mr. Gingrich has made some surprising moves to counter this strategy from his opponents. When moderators at a debate threw Gingrich a challenge about his personal life, Mr. Gingrich made a very surprising move; he humbly responded to the question stating that “he has had to ask god for forgiveness” for his tattered past. Perhaps Mr. Gingrich&#8217;s eyes have been opened due to the realization that the end of the race is fast approaching and the Republicans may be looking at a photo finish. By keeping face Mr. Gingrich may hold his lead and find himself as the candidate for the 2012 Presidential Election.</p>
<p>However you feel and whoever comes to be the candidate do yourself a favor, don&#8217;t give into slapstick politics. Decide on the candidate who will best help our country. Look deeper into what the issues are and who is willing to make some serious change through responsible policy making and compromise.</p>
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		<title>The High Cost of Education</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Higher education is something many of us seek upon graduating high school. In today&#8217;s job market a BA or better is needed in order to gain employment in some of the most prestigious jobs on the job market. Recently there has been a lot of talk on Capital Hill about how best to cut [...]]]></description>
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<p>Higher education is something many of us seek upon graduating high school. In today&#8217;s job market a BA or better is needed in order to gain employment in some of the most prestigious jobs on the job market. Recently there has been a lot of talk on Capital Hill about how best to cut the<a href="http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/"> national debt</a> and unfortunately for many of us one area on the chopping block is education.</p>
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<p>Though it is true that given the option many of us would love to attend Ivy League universities such as Yale or Harvard the sad truth is that for many of us this is not an option. Not only are such schools highly competitive, they are also very costly. Even after receiving scholarships and grants a student must take out a good amount in loans to cover the rest of his or her expenses. For this reason many of us look for affordable alternatives when considering where we want to get our college education. One of the best and most affordable of these options is the <a href="http://www.cuny.edu/index.html">City University of New York</a> (CUNY).</p>
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<p>CUNY houses many quality and notable colleges such as <a href="http://www.baruch.cuny.edu/">Baruch</a> and <a href="http://www.hunter.cuny.edu/main/">Hunter</a>. CUNY is also the home of the only university in the country that specializes in criminal justice, <a href="http://jjay.cuny.edu/">John Jay College of Criminal Justice</a>. One of the biggest draws to CUNY schools has been it&#8217;s low tuition costs. CUNY is subsidized by the state of New York making it one of the most affordable college systems in the country. CUNY schools also house a wide array of different disciplines and quality professors making it an excellent choice for students who wish to continue their education after high school but are afraid private universities will prove to be too costly. But unfortunately a CUNY Board of Trustees approved a measure to increase tuition costs 15% or 300 dollars per year.</p>
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<p>This move has seen some backlash by students and faculty alike. Many students attending CUNY schools do so because it is affordable. Students from underprivileged groups and poorer backgrounds are afraid that by hiking tuition other underprivileged students will lose out an opportunity to attend college. Many students also receive federal assistance such as<a href="http://www2.ed.gov/programs/fpg/index.html"> PELL grants </a>and <a href="http://www.hesc.com/content.nsf">Tuition Assistance Program (TAP)</a> grants from the state, two programs which may lose government funding as a way to cut the deficit. While the CUNY system will still be less costly than other state university systems, the raise in tuition may prove to be too costly for students, depriving them an opportunity for higher education.</p>
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<p>Though the tuition increases approved by the Board of Trustees may seem to be an obstacle for those wishing to get a college degree at an affordable price, students should not get too discouraged. Another affordable option is available for those who seek a college degree are online universities. A list of the <a href="http://www.mycollegesandcareers.com/twentyeleven/top-10-best-online-universities/">top online colleges </a>will help potential students explore which colleges offer what type of online degrees and courses. Taking online classes are advantageous for two reasons: For one they allow students who need to work take classes at a comfortable pace and access all needed material right from home, and online courses are affordable. For those who can&#8217;t afford heightening tuition’s or the fees it takes to commute, considering an online college may be an excellent alternative.</p>
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