It seems like the only way to attract sales nowadays is to make the most ridiculous product in the world and hope that people buy it as a gag gift. We all laughed at the idea of the Snuggie, until it became one of the bestselling As Seen on TV products of all times. I doubt any of the products below make that list, but you never know. Regardless of what happens though, you are guaranteed to laugh at a few of these if you watch the commercials. Here is a list of 10 absolutely ridiculous As Seen on TV products that you may not even know about.
Pocket Chair
The pocket chair is supposed to be a chair that can fit in your pocket, but only if you’re 400 pounds and wearing cargo pants. This thing can hardly be considered a chair, and the commercial tries to make it seem like the most comfortable and convenient thing in the world. You might as well carry around a toddler potty in a backpack if you get desperate enough to use this thing in public.
Kush Support
The Kush support is basically a pillow you can put in between your boobs. It is supposed to provide support for the neck, back and shoulders, but I think it is just a ploy to get soft core porn on mainstream TV. You with me?
Tiddy Bear
The tiddy bear is a stuffed bear with a strap on the back you can hook around a seatbelt. It is used to prevent seatbelts from cutting into people’s shoulders, but who wants to drive around with a bear on their neck? Plus, the name sounds a little too close to titty for my liking. Just saying.
Hawaii Chair
The Hawaii chair is a chair with a moving bottom that is supposed to help you lose weight while you sit around at work. Just watch this clip from Ellen and you’ll see how stupid that idea is.
Potty Putter
The potty putter is a mini golf course that you can put around the toilet while you take a poo. Just watch. No words necessary…
UroClub
The UroClub is a golf club that you can use when you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of a golf game. Just pee in the handle away from the crowd, and no one will ever know…right?
Potty Patch
The potty patch is basically a piece of AstroTurf on a plastic tray that people try to pass off as a potty for pooches. I tried one of these myself, and my dog just ate the grass on it. Good job there potty patch. Good job.
Aspray
Aspray is an allover body deodorant that you can use to spray your butt, armpits, feet, and anything in between. I can’t seem to find a place to buy this stuff anymore, but if you find it, let me know.
PooTrap
The pootrap is a plastic bag that you can put on your dog’s butt for when he has to go to the bathroom. Rather than cleaning the crap up with a bag on your own, you can suffocate your pet’s ass hole and still touch a bag of dookie at the end of the session. Sounds brilliant.
TV Hat
The TV hat is a giant hat that you can put your iPod or other Apple device into when you want to “discreetly” watch movies. I don’t know what’s discreet about a huge duck bill cap with a table cloth on top of it, but okay…